Sea Monster in Montauk! Call MEARCSTAPA!

August 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm (news)

Dedicated to enabling the most thrill-seeking conquests known to man or beast, Venom energy drink is offering free product for life and a corporate monster-hunting sponsorship to the first person badass enough to capture a live Montauk Monster.

Emblem of anxieties re. rising gas prices?

(Scroll down so you don’t miss Altman’s “Ode to Richard’s Monster”)

Can it eat IEDs?

A Vole?

Call the Pope!

Call Beowulf, in case its mother is around!



  1. massey said,

    Sooo…you namedropped, and I came a’calling. Any interest in joining our merrie band of teratologists, or has the esteemed Asa already gotten to you?

    Drop me a line should you wish–how’s life?

  2. Karma said,

    Hell yeah! I’ll drop you a line.

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